Monthly Archive for December, 2009

Christmas Time

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Crackalackin two f***in thousand ten (2010, you artard). You better thank me for the lyrics.

Rishi, Samar and Shashank are totally elated.

Rishi, Samar and Shashank are totally elated.

I am all in this Christmas Carols mood ya foo

So Imma bring to you

And you don’t wanna be all up in my grizzle,

You know I got my nizzle fo shizzle, *Santa*

Its gonna drizzle, blood.

You gonna bleed,

cos all my man knows,

BANG BANG SKEET SKEET!

Mithilesh kept staring at Santa's bag for some reason.

Mithilesh kept staring at Santa's bag for some reason.

For morons only. Sing this in “Jingle Bells” tune. INTELLIGAANCE PEOPLES KNOWS AALREADY NO?

Riding his SUV,

Santa wanted to score,

So we roll up a joint,

And smoke till we get sore!

HEY

Ringing Bells, ringing bells, here comes the Santa gulping a beer can,

With fake white beard and a black moustache, and oh so perfect tan!

HEY

Ringing Bells, ringing bells, he give me candy, and I like it,

And you don’t get no shit not even a single Bangladeshi Taka, because you ain’t got my Christmas man!

Staff shows true team spirit as they rob Santa.

Staff shows true team spirit as they rob Santa.

Christmas celebrations in Webchutney saw some of the most polite and shy janta , running after Santa for presents almost desperate enough like Tushar Kapoor pays to act in movies. Carefully notice , Dipanjan , Amit, Shree, Saket and Shashank as they literally loot the Santa.

Santa , say "CHEESE!"

Santa , say "CHEESE!"

And there was “I want a picture with Santa” syndrome in the house. They all look so pretty. I mean Santa, Samar and Mukesh. What were you thinking? Ladies are simply gorgeous; you don’t want me to keep mentioning that again and again, no? Yes? No. What it is?

Very own Rudolph.

Very own Rudolph.

SING in the tune of *Rudolph the red nose reindeer*.

Rishi the bongolly soldier

Strikes a veearrry cutie pose

Rahul has got him horny

Now all he needs is a red nose!

Sattvik and Dipanjan tried doing a Kanika-Eshita pose. Notice. NOTICE.

Sattvik and Dipanjan tried doing a Kanika-Eshita pose. Notice. NOTICE.

Don’t you just love pictures taken from ze helicopter? Yes they have that aerial feel to them. Apart from all those emotions, this picture also has Sattvik and Dipanjan nearly stuck to the hip.

Having some serious fun.

Having some serious fun.

Heard Wonderful tonight by Eric Clapton? Yes ! Sing the following lines , like that!

He’s got his hair coloured.

Yellow, red, turkey hair!

Even Arunabh who’s married, gives him a bad stare!

And then he asks me, Gurbaksh! Do I look alright?

And I said, yes Gautam darling, you look kinky tonight!

Crew's all fired up, you better just rise up before the sky gonna light up.

My crew's all fired up, you better just rise up before the sky gonna light up.

Sattvik, Aakreit and Akshay show us that we had enough booze to knock em out.

Left to right : Santa, Priyanka, Sushil and Nupur.

Left to right : Santa, Priyanka, Sushil and Nupur.

And no problemo our Santa grew a moustache on the job (that is beer froth). They do a quick “cheers” before they guzzle down em beer.

Okay tata, bye bye.

10 Reasons why Webchutney should not be no#1

Yes, I know, you probably think that way too. Webchutney should not be number one. You hope that Webchutney should be at the end of the list where it stands first, but it isnt that way, no? We are f***ing number one!

After almost crying for an hour after watching the video, we present to you, 10 other reasons why we should not be number 1. You hating us , could be the eleventh one. Okay, pumpkin? *kisses*

Let us say, HI!

WELCOME TO WEBCHUTNEY
Hey there fella! We want everybody here in Webchutney to know you better so, we have put up this questionnaire which you are required to fill up. This will go up the blog, so make haste and also attach your any recent pic. If you want a photo shoot, just tell me! :D
What is your full name! (First second third fourth…..last name)
The name’s Aditya. Aditya Kumar. Aditya Kumar Saxena.
When is your birthday? Also mention your zodiac sign; we don’t quite like Linda Goodman you see. (Don’t expect any gifts though, this is just a formality)
Jonathan’s brother’s birthday is on the same day as mine. And i’m an Aquarian – Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. I am the exhibitionist types. ; )
What school, what college (if any) and la la blah blah)
ABES Engineering College, Ghaziabad. But, that was mostly on paper. All snail mail, notes, friends, etc, could contact me at c/o College Canteen.
Past experiences (by this I mean official experience)
Olive E Business Solutions as a Team Leader with Olive e-business Pvt ltd. They had free olive oil massages for all employees with ‘full service’. Aah… I miss those days and special tea-breaks.
Your happiest moment ever! (Don’t tell me the day you got married, I want honest answers)
Webchutney makes me happy. Really! I’m not just saying this so that I get a good appraisal! REALLY!
Your most embarrassing moment! (Yeah baby, so we can totally rip on you) yet to catch upon…
Umm… The Chutney interview experience! They asked me about my drinking history!
What website is your homepage? (What website(s) do you like visiting, or wanna recommend)
Well, c’mon… You know I can’t say this out aloud … cough … xhamster.com
What are you good at, apart from what you have been hired for. (I don’t wanna know if you are good at telling jokes! Tell me if you can play football, counter-strike, or other happening stuff)
I am Delhi’s next Casanova, baby…!
Any complaints. (I am a trained martial artist; I have always been waiting for this)
Where is the loo? I really need to empty out me bladder!
One song that keeps you going (You can’t say Eye of the tiger, cos that’s mine)  kaise mujhe tum mil gayee………(Ghajini) (hey don’t ask me who..That’s a secret..)
Joy to the world, the Lord has come. Love Christmas.
What employee you look up to, currently (I mean who is the hottest booty around)!
I look upto my immediate boss and the entire top management. Really, this is not about my appraisal. Serious!
WRITE A LINE ABOUT LIFE AT WEBCHUTNEY!
We’re No. 1 because we did everyone … DEEPER. KMA, competition!

We have a new chap, who has joined us as Technical Head, Delhi. I put some questions to him and this is what he had to say. ( BIG HELP FROM JONATHAN;  OBVIOUSLY MADE THIS HAPPENING). Let us all welcome Aditya Kumar Saxena. (Naam hi saaaax hai ). Okay , here it goes.

See? That is what I am talking about. We want more employees with such attitude!

See? That is what I am talking about. We want more employees with such attitude!

What is your full name! (First second third fourth…..last name)

The name’s Aditya. Aditya Kumar. Aditya Kumar Saxena.

When is your birthday? Also mention your zodiac sign; we don’t quite like Linda Goodman you see. (Don’t expect any gifts though, this is just a formality)

Jonathan’s brother’s birthday is on the same day as mine. And i’m an Aquarian – Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. I am the exhibitionist types. ; )

What school, what college (if any) and la la blah blah)

ABES Engineering College, Ghaziabad. But, that was mostly on paper. All snail mail, notes, friends, etc, could contact me at c/o College Canteen.

Past experiences (by this I mean official experience)

Olive E Business Solutions as a Team Leader with Olive e-business Pvt ltd. They had free olive oil massages for all employees with ‘full service’. Aah… I miss those days and special tea-breaks.

Your happiest moment ever! (Don’t tell me the day you got married, I want honest answers)

Webchutney makes me happy. Really! I’m not just saying this so that I get a good appraisal! REALLY!

Your most embarrassing moment! (Yeah baby, so we can totally rip on you)

Umm… The Chutney interview experience! They asked me about my drinking history!

What website is your homepage? (What website(s) do you like visiting, or wanna recommend)

Well, c’mon… You know I can’t say this out aloud … cough … xhamster.com

What are you good at, apart from what you have been hired for. (I don’t wanna know if you are good at telling jokes! Tell me if you can play football, counter-strike, or other happening stuff)

I am Delhi’s next Casanova, baby…!

Any complaints. (I am a trained martial artist; I have always been waiting for this)

Where is the loo? I really need to empty out me bladder!

One song that keeps you going (You can’t say Eye of the tiger, cos that’s mine)

Kaise mujhe tum mil gayee………(Ghajini) (hey don’t ask me who..That’s a secret..)

So lover boy wants to play mystery man too? You know I actually like the song! If you carefully observe the lyrics, it has two meanings. Read the line again. Kaise mujhe tum mil gayee, kismat pe aaye na yakeen ( WHY???)

What employee you look up to, currently (I mean who is the hottest booty around)!

I look upto my immediate boss and the entire top management. Really, this is not about my appraisal. Serious!

WRITE A LINE ABOUT LIFE AT WEBCHUTNEY!

We’re No. 1 because we did everyone … DEEPER. KMA, competition!

AFTER PARTY – A story by evil twins

Disclaimer: Events mentioned in the post below in EVERY way represent the people mentioned (alert or passed out). Due care has been taken to ensure that there is no exaggeration, lies or fabrication whatsoever. Defamation lawsuits can be filed at Webchutney’s Delhi office (provided you find us at our seats!)

“The Beginning of the End? The End of the Beginning? Who cares when you’re drunk?!”

For Turquoise Cottage, the party may have ended at 1 AM, but that doesn’t mean we at webchutney called it a night… (after all adhering to conventional rules has NEVER been our forte)

Some of us got a head start to the post-party insanity (Baba Ramdev a.k.a. Arunabh Biswas a.k.a. the guy in the Delhi office with the long curly tresses). Shri Ramdev slipped out discreetly at 8:30 pm with his fiancé (yes, we are announcing that you aren’t single on the World Wide Web!) to get drunk with “non-work people” so that he can be as unprofessional as possible. His much awaited barbecue terrace party at home ended at 7 AM the next morning (of course we were invited but you see, we love webchutney more). That’s when he realized he should’ve stayed on at TCs or at least smuggled a few bottles for his party at home. Naturally, he was moved to tears upon discovering that he had missed out on getting himself clicked surrounded by six highly attractive female colleagues.

Moving on to the ones who stayed on until they were unceremoniously booted out of the premises, of course, our adrenaline was still pumping from the crazy dancing AND we had sacrificed our dinner for the greater good of humanity (TCs donated our food to famine victims).

Ayyyyyeeeeeeee suuuusaaaaaaaant!

Ayyyyyeeeeeeee suuuusaaaaaaaant!


Introducing, Nupur- the damsel-in-distress, Sushant- the-misunderstood-knight-in-shining-armor, and Priyanka-the-powerpuff-girl: Nupur was targeted by the bhookhe-darindey-of-Delhi while she was looking for her car in the parking lot. Sushant saw the scene, rescued her and wanted to escort her in his car… except he couldn’t find a U-turn. So he decided to reverse half a kilometer and introduce himself to the Delhi cops.

Say thankyou.

Say thankyou.

They let Nupur go, but decided Sushant was an interesting candidate for their brand new Chinese-imported breath analyzers. Priyanka found her mission that night and released Sushant from the tthullas (15 of them in 3 PCR vans) with a highly unbelievable “uncleji, he’s asthmatic” story. End result: Nupur reaches safe and sound in her own car, Sushant reaches home with his cherished license still in his wallet and Priyanka Powerpuff Prabhakar dozes off in her parked car and wakes up at 10AM!

She saved the day....

She saved the day....

But whatever happened to the now-jilted bhookhe darindey? Well, their intoxicated infrared vision located the new targets: two tottering girls (Kanika & Eshita) and one excessively happy SENIOR copy writer (Sattvik).

He has never been so happy! You know it.

He has never been so happy! You know it.

Little did they know, Sattvik is Sunny Deol ka long-lost fan with a dhai-kilo-ka-haath (camouflaged under his eklauta checked sweater). Sattvik chased off 3 out of the 4 darindey (very politely) and 7 other webchutney heroes reached the scene by this time. Needless to say, the last darinda was abused, thrown about and shoved away in trademark Webchutney style!

Rene!

Rene!

Meanwhile, the sweet-shy Ms. Khurana, who hardly talks in office? Well, she stealthily reached her home and realized her dad was awake (returning from one of the countless Dilli-ki-winter-shaadis). Her sympathetic mom sneaked her in (stilletoes

in hands, of course) through the window. She tip-toed into her room, locked the door and pretended

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More interesting anecdotes would have been added for your reading pleasure, had we managed to drag Sneha Grover to the party (unfortunately for us, she prefers mechanics in greasy overalls for her evening entertainment), or Indrani Vohra & Achie (NOT aRchie), who were both competing to be the epitome of “viral” advertising. Indrani & Achie, hope you guys recover for some Christmas revelry!

Until the next time dementia hits us at the Delhi office, this is Kanika & Eshita (undercover correspondents for the blog), signing off, posing for paparazzi, and eavesdropping on the next big story.

Drunk guest writers!

Drunk guest writers!

Grand Finale – Amma Appa Ayyiioopppaaa

WELLLLLCOMEEEEEEEEE to the final, the grand…..*hic* , the meanest , wildest partaaaaaaaaahhhh! Hahahahahahaha! You missed it , dintcha?

You Loser!

Okay a quick mention about the people who weren’t present at the party. Achie and Indrani were both in bed, different beds, different places. Don’t get any ideas ! Okay? Sneha could not make it to the party because her car broke down and Vishal was plain busy.

From left to right, Susaant, Priyanka, me ( Anukul, you know me *smirks*) and Nupur do a bottoms up. It may seem that, Susaant won but he was posing with an empty glass.

Nupur! How can you make a face like that? * Does a Bart Simpson “haha!”

It is really on now! Bottom's up!

It is really on now! Bottom's up!

Okay watch Sidharth sleep during the picture. It’s a quick snap and not a nap. Duh!

No you don't have to look at hanging gamlas!

No you don't have to look at hanging gamlas!

Check the picture above. Sidharth always poses great. Just keep noticing Madhu Sudhan in pictures. I still wonder how he pulls it off. He looks exactly the same in all the pictures. Talented no?

We also witnessed half Sarojini Nagar market stock, all thanks to Rahul Nanda, Kousik and Mithilesh. They certainly know how to add colours to the party.
Very different I must say from our creative team which insists on wearing chappals! We missed yellow shoes though!
Very different I must say from our creative team which insists on wearing chappals! We missed yellow shoes though!
Oooops! Webchutney did it again!

Oooops! Webchutney did it again!

Kousik and Gautam were totally at it. Webchutney as usual did everybody, in the you know what. You know they say, fuck you. We say , fuck you harder.


Shree, Sudesh, Rahul and Smita pose pretty only that Shree got a little high. *hic*. Kitni baar kaha hai control mein pee liya karo!

Our very own Keshto Mukherjee.

Our very own Keshto Mukherjee.

Oh this is some serious stuff! Eshita and Kanika were specifically jealous of that female Sattvik is checking out. “What has she got that, I don’t have?”, both spoke in perfect harmony. I chose not to answer that, and ignored them like everybody does. “So Sattvik, what do you have to say about you being a chakshu chodak?”

“She is my long lost school friend! Yeah, I believe you but I don’t think anybody else would!”

Thoda daru vich pyaar milaaa dey....

Thoda daru vich pyaar milaaa dey....

Yes, thankyou for keeping a close watch on Madhu. Yes he still manages to look exactly the same. Sidharth is as usual sleepy and our valued clients stare at Madhu’s inspirational smile.

Apart from working late hours, we also pose for clients!

Apart from working late hours, we also pose for clients!

And again!

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Priyanka was giving strange looks, so I decided I would capture them in a picture. Well, she isn’t at fault though. It was one wild night.

OMG!

OMG!

Who all is having fun?”

“Me , me , me , me , meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Prabhat steals the limelight though.

Areey Baaabuuu Moshaaayeee!

We also have a Rajesh Khanna! :D

We also have a Rajesh Khanna! :D

I know Madhu is still the same. They teach you how to carry faces in IIMs. What else can you notice?*

*Hint – Shreee Hanumaaan ki JAIIIIII!

Notice yourself!

Notice yourself!

Gautam got furious when these guys gulped down his drink(s).

*Kill them-2*

Having fun. Not pun intended! But if you think so, I never say anything.

Having fun. Not pun intended! But if you think so, I never said anything.

It certainly reminds me of Russell Peters. Susaaant at his best. Also Umakant, Shweta and her brother all camera shy, manage to strike a pose. *CLICKS*

Sushant reminds me Russell Peters(the face he made)! You know what I am saying. Haha.

Sushant reminds me Russell Peters(the face he made)! You know what I am saying. Haha.

If you think Shree can only enact Keshto Mukherjee, you are wrong. He doesn’t have to enact, it just comes natural. Carefully observe Shree how he pulls off a Dilip Kumar plus Manoj Kumar together. Please sign my rack, Shree! Gurbaksh is busy spitting pan masala, am not sure where he was aiming though! You have any idea?

Shree does a Dilip Kumar and Manoj Kumar combined while Gurbaksh is busy spitting pan masala.

Shree does a Dilip Kumar and Manoj Kumar combined while Gurbaksh is busy spitting pan masala.

I wish I could dance like Smita.” – Shakira

Smita shows it off! You go girl! ;)

Smita shows it off! You go girl! ;)

Notice Nupur and Shashank. Carefully try and identify what Gurbaksh is trying to do. Yes! Even I have no idea. WTF? And Manoj, where exactly are you looking dude?

"Look look , he is clicking"  - Yashdeep Bali

"Look look , he is clicking" - Yashdeep Bali

I was totally “taken”by surprise by Koushik and Rishi. Noooooooooooooo!

Now thats some three people headbanging.

Now thats some three people headbanging.

Later began the WEBCHUTNEY AWARDS. Look how pretty they are. If you are wondering who got the green one, it’s the Airtel team. ( pbbbbbbtthhhh)

Webchutney Awards!

Webchutney Awards!

Carefully observe Dilip as he cheers Sattvik.

Indian Idle! hahahahahahhaha!

Indian Idle! hahahahahahhaha!

“Why are you sighing Dilip?”

“Ummmmmm, nothing!”

Oh check, Rahul gives Rishi da a pat on the back!

Oh check, Rahul gives Rishi da a pat on the back!

Next picture doesn’t need any explanation. I captured just the exact moment.This is the first award Aakreit has won except the lemon and spoon race in kindergarten.

This is the first award Aakreit has won except the lemon and spoon race in kindergarten.

So, I have finally succeeded in clearing out a big misconception. People’s conception that “Amit was punch drunk and couldn’t help falling over Rahul” would probably change after having a closer look at this picture. Yes! Angry man , Dilip, had actually pushed Amit. So now you know the secret, huh?

People will start thanking me for enlightening them ; they thought Amit was drunk. Nah un!

People will start thanking me for enlightening them ; they thought Amit was drunk. Nah huh!

You think the party is over yet? No it ain’t. Guest writers, Kanika and Eshita worked after party hours, gossiping, spying only to  reveal what happened after the party. Don’t you just love Grace Jones. You know what I am saying? Stay tuned for thy curtain raiser!

Webchutney Celebration 2009 series: Episode 2 – How to throw a, “mother and father of all parties”, partaaaaaahhhh!

I was more than shocked when I was handed over return tickets to Mumbai.
“I am going to report the biggest, meanest, wildest party ever with weingardium levioussa’ly drunk untamed party animals!” *Wipes tears and boards the flight*. Cut to the party.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeee! Thankyou mom for bringing me to this world so I could be present at such a party. I love you. Here it goes.
Mesdames et Messieurs, welcome to the Webchutney Carnival being held in Hawaiian Shack, Mumbai. Hawaiian Shack, the venue is very cool. And when I say it, it’s cool, super duper cool. There are well living coconut trees on the terrace and shacks tied around so could have vodka with coconut water. I so wish I had my pink  lungi. OMG! I see something very sparkling. Who is that? Oh!  You can see below that Jonathan got himself some new pair of bling glasses, which succeeded finally and made Sudesh and Sidharth smile. And what is that? How cute? Oh these sweet nothings! Sidharth is making sure he personally thanks each of his hard-working employees.
Beginning with Vulturo a.k.a. Saket Vaidya.
You are the apple of my eye. (Hahahaha). Look at Saket blush, like he always wanted to here this stuff. You know what follows. Dontcha?

I was more than shocked when I was handed over return tickets to Mumbai.

“I am going to report the biggest, meanest, wildest party ever with weingardium levioussa’ly drunk untamed party animals!” *Wipes tears and boards the flight*. Cut to the party.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeee! Thankyou mom for bringing me to this world so I could be present at such a party. I love you. Here it goes.

Mesdames et Messieurs, welcome to the Webchutney Carnival being held in Hawaiian Shack, Mumbai. Hawaiian Shack, the venue is very cool. And when I say it’s cool, i mean super duper cool. There are living coconut trees on the terrace and shacks tied around so you could have vodka with coconut water. I so wish I had my pink  lungi. OMG! I see something very sparkling. Who is that? Oh!  You can see below that Jonathan got himself a new pair of bling glasses, which finally succeeded and made Sudesh and Sidharth smile. And what is that? How cute? Oh these sweet nothings!

What romantic eyes you have Jonathan? Also carefully watch Sanju a.k.a Admin far left. Sidharth has almost choked him to death. Probably he’d be thanked next.

Happy, yes?

Happy, yes?

You know, these guys paid up to get clicked with Rahul. How happy they are. Women are always going crazy,
Saket, where is your glass of drink dude?
Saket: *does a complete bottle of beer in a sip* I don't drink….from a glass.
I am liking his witty sense of humour I tell you ;)

Looks funny how they have their left hands on the person to their right left shoulders.

Looks funny how they have their left hands on the person to their right... left shoulders.

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It’s getting really hot in here as Rianna, Girjia and horny guy pose naturally for a killer picture. If you observe closely you can also find Cheryl dancing. Look closely, between Riana’s fingers? Yes. That is Cheryl; she has joined as a copywriter 3 weeks back. She is dancing like Madonna. The horns, horny guy bought from linking road, may only be Rs.80 but they've surely added four moons to the party.
Funny , no? But I totally adore those horns.

Funny , no? But I totally adore those horns.

Meghana (far left) and Nishi Kant (far right) look very calm as the guy below tries to break the glass. OMFG!
Nishi what are we?
“Number ****ing one!”
With that I'll leave him alone, I guess he is too many drinks down.
You heard about Breaking Benjamin? That chap thea loves alternative rock :P

You heard about Breaking Benjamin? That chap loves alternative rock :P

And drinks , let me go to the bar and  wet  my sore throat. No Sidharth no , please.
Sidharth as you can see, was eyeing my drink for long ( although he had his glass in his hand ), but there is nothing I can do. He is the host tonight.
Let me try the chicken wings and vodka in coconut water. GULP GULP! ;-) This is cool.
A drink in hand is better than, a bottle on the table. * smirk*

A drink in hand is better than, a bottle on the table. * smirk*

And ofcourse the party is going wild. I have decided to take on the dance floor now and do my thing. It has been 6 hours and Meghana is still dancing, I just do not know what to blame. Is it the holy water (coconut with Russian water : D ) or the fact that Webchutney is the number one digital agency, or both? You can tell us what you think by logging onto the website www.madrigras-ki-ma-chod-di.com or you can SMS your views on “this number does not exist”. Too bad you missed all the fun. You can enjoy this big huge group photograph though. Ignore the four guys circled below, they are not mocking you. They insisted that we don’t tell you that they were chewing kheenieee. Chaaeen say mazzaaa ley liya?
One thing, Tarana Mehta, the AVP for Client Services at Mumbai was in New York and missed the party. Meghana, Nishi , Sidharth, Sudesh and everyone else missed her presence. I know, you can “awwwwwwwwwww” right about now.
Some are blocking the others but hey , they are pardoned! For all your sins, come undone when drinketh holy water.

Some are blocking the others but hey , they are pardoned! For all your sins, come undone when drinketh holy water.

Excuse me? Could you pass me some beer?
She said, “We haven’t had this feeling here since, well, last year when some WEBCHUTNEY guys had come. Gosh they were as mad as you guys!”
Bitch shut the **** up! It is Webchutney again! Just gimme my beer!
Ram Singh doing his thing. Bottoms up baby \m/

Ram Singh doing his thing. Bottoms up baby \m/

The carnival is ongoing and the parties are all over Webchutney, be it Delhi , Mumbai or Bangalore. There is a party planned on Saturday in Webchutney, Delhi at Turquoise Cottage. I want to break my bottle of beer on all the heads which have to say, “It doesn’t get better than this!”
Hell yeah it does??? This Saturday. Asta la vista. * breaks bottles* . Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh \m/
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Webchutney Celebration 2009 series: Episode 1 – OMFG We’re NO.1 , Again!!

Reporting live from the Webchutney Carnival, I can’t describe in words what is happening around me. There are red, white, blue, green, orange, pink, purple balloons all over the tables, doors, walls, floor and ceiling; everywhere. The employees have found a ‘thank you note’ along with the copy of Economic Times and seem quite shocked. OMFG! Some of them are, what? Crying, yes crying after reading the oh-so! emotional note from the management (a.k.a. Sidharth, Sudesh and Rahul), rest of the janta is all smiles and roaming around with their head held high!!

This is how trio reacted after reading the Economic Times.

This is how the trio reacted after reading the Economic Times.

Folks @ Mumbai are in a frenzy. Girija is still yippy-yaing “we won , we won”! HELL YEAH!!!

She is still awe struck! Ambulance is on its way.
This is a killer thumbs up I say. She is ecstatic at the moment.

This is a killer thumbs up I say. Cheryl is totally ecstatic at the moment.

Who is that? Baba Ramdev? He seems very excited. This is one of those rare occasions at the agency where Creative and CS reach exalted levels of emotion and walk hand-in-hand singing “It’s a Beautiful Life, It’s a beautiful World!!” (great song by Gui Boratto by the way!)

Its a bird , its a plane. Is it Baba Ramdev?

Its a bird , its a plane. No Baba Ramdev is on the TV and not internet? We are spared.

The employees are thrilled with their name on the envelopes and are opening it with gleaming eyes.
Bhupesh : “Its beautiful.” (He specifically asked me not to mention that he had tears in his eyes. I am certainly not going to do that)

Close- up shot at the 'Thankyou note'!

Close- up shot at the 'Thankyou note'!

This chap(Shree) has been smiling since morning when he laid eyes on his desk! If you ever happen to drop by our office, remind me to show you ‘other’ pictures of him, and you’ll know what I mean.

Sree is all smiles today. Wait till you see other pictures of him.

Shree is happy. Period.

There are so many people, moods and so many comments, oh! Sweet! The Webchutney carnival has just begun. A little snapshot, that captures most of the feelings of day one surely packs a punch. I am Anukul, reporting live from the inaugaral grounds of Webchutney carnival. Again. Oh My F***ING GAWD!!! Join in the celebrations anytime!!

Moments.

Moments. More action to Follow. Watch this space VERY closely.

India's Leading Digital Agency for 2009: Webchutney!

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Webchutney just did it again – second frigging time in a row!  Oh yeah, Webchutney is the Leading (read No 1) Digital Agency in India as per Ad Agency Reckoner 2009 – a study released every year by Brand Equity & The Economic Times.

They put us under ‘techtonics’ and gave us nice monikers like ‘Lords of the Digital Space’. Thank you, it’s true we are kinda lordy! Credits go out to the work & our super cool clients who trusted us with their brands – Marico, Titan Group, Tata Tea, Airtel, HP, Microsoft, Virgin Mobile, P & G, Uninor and they just keep coming. :-)  

So how did we do it?

The Official Brand Equity Version:  Best digital agency in terms of creative & strategic solutions, knowledge of and investment in most effective technologies, quality & talent of people to address brand problems using technology, give solutions across digital spectrum and provide higher return on digital media investment

Well we couldn’t agree more :-)

No more talk. Let the accolades speak for themselves

Sidharth Rao & Sudesh Samaria, Lords Of The Digital Space

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Joga Bonito… Desi Isshtyle!

Such a beautiful game it is. Isn’t it? We at Webchutney adore football or soccer, s'il vous plait. If you think we have adopted recently because of some young lads that we have recruited lately or perhaps in order to get some exercise for our “all day drinking beer, eating, growing obese staff” you are, well, wrong. Football has been in our genes.

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So last Wednesday, our entire staff (ahem, except the lassies ), went out to play. Two teams fought a timed battle for the ultimate glory.

Such a beautiful game it is. Isn’t it? We at Webchutney adore football or soccer, s'il vous plait. If you think we have adopted recently because of some young lads that we have recruited lately or perhaps in order to get some exercise for our “all day drinking beer, eating, growing obese staff” you are, well, wrong. Football has been in our genes.

So last Wednesday, our entire staff (except the lassies :P ), went out to play. Two teams fought a timed battle for the ultimate glory.

You get kicked for sure.

You get kicked for sure.

Sattvik Mishra obviously being the highlight (check him out below, if you don’t believe the person writing this blog). Only if Sir Alex Ferguson had been watching, Sattvik would have replaced Wayne Rooney for sure!

The Future of UEFA!

The Future of EPL!

Utter chaos followed the kick-off. The ball was not the only thing flying in the air. There were shoes, chappals, and even designer spectacles which had been cautiously glued to Rishi’s nose. Alas!

*Tele tubbies theme music plays*

*Tele tubbies theme music plays*

And foul throw. Your legs need to be sticking the ground mayte.
Three points.

Three points.

Then ofcourse you know this one. Isn’t this one of the times when someone calls your bluff?
Dude pass the f******  ball around!
I was doing just that!
Yeah right!?

You what Rud Van Nistelrooy is infamous for?

You know what Rud Van Nistelrooy is infamous for?

We also got introduced to Sattvik’s metro side.

Chumma- chaatti!

Chumma- chaatti!

And we extended our support to the gay community.
Two to tango.

Two to tango.

Finally , with so much drama on the field , one team won. This is what I like best about this game. Unlike cricket, nothing can stop the outcome of the game. One team always wins. Let it rain or let there be a thunderstorm.
If you carefully notice the second person from the left, he is still under shock that his team won! Rest seem quite elated. Also a little boy posing like the spartan king was found loitering around everytime there was a picture being taken. We removed all the other photos. But just to appreciate his efforts, we thought, we’d keep one. You go boy. Move. You are getting on my nerves now. Off you go.
Okay no chocolates for you to guess the song playin! shhhhh its by QUEEN!

Okay no chocolates for you to guess the song playin! shhhhh its by QUEEN!

Now that we have recruited more ‘playas’ a.k.a Yours Truly, am sure the Webchutney Football Club will be ‘going’ places soon.  Ok tata.

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Been busy with…Graffiti

Ok, so delhi office got new interiors, at least partly courtesy Sudesh and some help from Gautam Joshi…
Check this out!

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