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This Friday was exceptionally sizzling and to beat Dilli ki Sardi we had invited Mr. Aag Baboola. You can see below Samar Abbas welcoming Mr.Aag Baboola.

Taller than Kailash Kher

He may look like Kailash Kher but he isn’t. He is very inspiring also. You can be like him too. Just follow these easy self-explanatory pictures (Do not try this at home, school, office, anywhere). All you need is a torch and kerosene.

We assume that you have common sense. You also do not have to drink kerosene.

Now with the kerosene in your mouth, spit it out. Like this.

Yes. Also don't stop midway.

Some of you are not talented enough to learn from the pictures, so we have put up a video too.

That is pretty much it. Simple no?

You can now do it yourself. We though that the video would be a better help.

Make it longer and make sure you don’t spit the kerosene on yourself unless you want to die a Sati. That’s old fashioned. Super Retro, you don’t want that. You’d rather watch Akshay and Aditya kiss.

With the theme of the party. "Come on baby, light my fire!"

Some found this funny and well, Mr.Arunabh Biswas gave this priceless expression.

“Do you have something to say Arunabh?”

Some people don't find things funny.

Yes that looks very inviting. Priyank does his part, finished the sweet potatoes. Every time I think about them root tubers, I get hungry.

Bhaiya sab de deo! Lekin ye hai kya??

Rahul Nanda, Chief Operating Officer, seen here below eating biscuits. With gastroenteritis all year around; Khichdi and biscuits are the only options.

Guess the brand of the biscuits my man is eating and you can win yourself a cash prize*.

This is just not it! There were too many pictures. You can find them on our Facebook page.

For more fun and exciting adventures go read SRK’s blog and follow him on twitter and shake hands with his watchman at Mannat everyday. Set up a temple and worship him. Also sell your house, car, wife, kids and buy every  possible DVD with SRK dancing around in red pants with plump ugly covered in make-up aunties who win awards each year for totally unsatisfactory acting performances (No not Harman Baweja you fool. He/she is yet to win anything.)

Please, don’t bookmark or subscribe to our blog. Thankyou. Till we bring more invaluable stuff, try handling Baba Retro. (Coming soon on SRK’s blog….NOT! We hate “NOT” jokes….NOT! ) Okay, tata.

With arms wide open, under the sunlight; welcome Rucha. Yes our new design intern has a designer name. Any gaaaasesss? (Read “guesses?”) Okay, I would let her answer that. Read on.

Thats Rucha. Rianna Rodrigues however chooses to call her the PINK PANTHER INTERN. Lets all wonder. Why?

1. What is your full name! (First second third fourth…..last name)

Rucha Patwardhan.

2. When is your birthday? Also mention your zodiac sign; we don’t quite like Linda Goodman you see. (Don’t expect any gifts though, this is just a formality)

12th October, Libra: I am definitely the scales. A little towards the introvert side, but I like getting to know people, just takes a little time I guess. (Pure Libra, I tell you. Classy for sure. Libras are great.

3. What school, what college (if any) and la la blah blah)

Symbiosis Institute of Design, Pune. (I wonder, even Ankur did not go to any school. These guys graduated straight-away. Pure Champs.)

4. Past experiences (by this I mean official experience)

Nope. (Don’t worry; you will have loads of experiences here.)

5. Your happiest moment ever! (Don’t tell me the day you got married, I want honest answers)

I know it sounds really sentimental and all…but still…my happiest moment was when I got a sister(Yes, she “got” her a sister from Wallmart). Yea Yea u can now start awwwwin!! (This makes me wanna(pause), awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Okay I am done. You wanna awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too?)

6. Your most embarrassing moment! (Yeah baby, so we can totally rip on you)

Well….they are TOO embarrassing to mention! (I wonder why nobody mentions them. No seriously. Why?)

7. What website is your homepage? (What website(s) do you like visiting, or wanna recommend)

Youtube and Facebook are competing for the top spot!

8. What are you good at, apart from what you have been hired for. (I don’t wanna know if you are good at telling jokes! Tell me if you can play football, counter-strike, or other happening stuff)

I really really like game arcades…..air hockey is my favourite. (I am just taking a guess, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO A DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION MACHINE NOW, have you?)

9. Any complaints. (I am a trained martial artist; I have always been waiting for this)

I’ll surely let you know when I have any. (Focus julissaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, okay I shall wait with my shurikens.)

10. One song that keeps you going (You can’t say Eye of the tiger, cos that’s mine)

Hotel California- Eagles (See, retro. Classic female we have here.)

11. What employee you look up to, currently (I mean who is the hottest booty around)!

Its too early for me to take any names (Plain. Short. Simple. Well , she has just joined, let the girl take some time.)

12. WRITE A LINE ABOUT LIFE AT WEBCHUTNEY!

Well till now the atmosphere is really spontaneous and chilled. So it has definitely helped get over the ‘new employee’ jitters.

Okay, leave your comments now. The fire-man is coming right up. (YEAH! SURPRISE.)

What do we have here? A new joinee nomenclatured Ankur Srivastav by his granny, the name is very uncanny no? Totally sweet! So we put him to the test, and we expected his best. This is what he had to say.

My mommy still says, looks can be deceptive or photos can be altered.

1. What is your full name! (First second third fourth…..last name)

Ankur Srivastav ( Awwww, too cute no? Sweet and short)

2. When is your birthday? Also mention your zodiac sign; we don’t quite like Linda Goodman you see. (Don’t expect any gifts though, this is just a formality)

9th September. ( Yes and who will tell me your zodiac sign? Okay! Nevermind , I will take you to be busy and help you with your zodiac(s). You my friend are a VIRGO. Virgos are intelligent, shy, conservative and perfectionists. )

3. What school, what college (if any) and la la blah blah)

National Institute of Fashion Technology , Gandhinagar ( Okay ! Nice.)

4. Past experiences (by this I mean official experience)

He has worked with Rajeev Sethi Scenographers and Axind Software.

5. Your happiest moment ever! (Don’t tell me the day you got married, I want honest answers)

There are moments and still more to come , one of them  is leading the team and winning cs tournament. ( Believe you me, this won’t take long)

6. Your most embarrassing moment! (Yeah baby, so we can totally rip on you)

:p ( What is that? You mean whenever you smile ? Or you are not telling? )

7. What website is your homepage? (What website(s) do you like visiting, or wanna recommend)

www.thinkabilitydesign.com

8. What are you good at, apart from what you have been hired for. (I don’t wanna know if you are good at telling jokes! Tell me if you can play football, counter-strike, or other happening stuff)

Playing counter-strike, rise of nations , so many that I can’t disclose.

9. Any complaints. (I am a trained martial artist; I have always been waiting for this)

None so far ! ( Good boy , “here keep my gun back!”)

10. One song that keeps you going (You can’t say Eye of the tiger, cos that’s mine)

Queen – I want it all … ( Lalach buri bala hai you know that, dont’cha?)

11. What employee you look up to, currently (I mean who is the hottest booty around)!

Currently everyone! ( Hey get your eyes off my back!)

12. WRITE A LINE ABOUT LIFE AT WEBCHUTNEY!