Christmas Time

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Crackalackin two f***in thousand ten (2010, you artard). You better thank me for the lyrics.

Rishi, Samar and Shashank are totally elated.

Rishi, Samar and Shashank are totally elated.

I am all in this Christmas Carols mood ya foo

So Imma bring to you

And you don’t wanna be all up in my grizzle,

You know I got my nizzle fo shizzle, *Santa*

Its gonna drizzle, blood.

You gonna bleed,

cos all my man knows,

BANG BANG SKEET SKEET!

Mithilesh kept staring at Santa's bag for some reason.

Mithilesh kept staring at Santa's bag for some reason.

For morons only. Sing this in “Jingle Bells” tune. INTELLIGAANCE PEOPLES KNOWS AALREADY NO?

Riding his SUV,

Santa wanted to score,

So we roll up a joint,

And smoke till we get sore!

HEY

Ringing Bells, ringing bells, here comes the Santa gulping a beer can,

With fake white beard and a black moustache, and oh so perfect tan!

HEY

Ringing Bells, ringing bells, he give me candy, and I like it,

And you don’t get no shit not even a single Bangladeshi Taka, because you ain’t got my Christmas man!

Staff shows true team spirit as they rob Santa.

Staff shows true team spirit as they rob Santa.

Christmas celebrations in Webchutney saw some of the most polite and shy janta , running after Santa for presents almost desperate enough like Tushar Kapoor pays to act in movies. Carefully notice , Dipanjan , Amit, Shree, Saket and Shashank as they literally loot the Santa.

Santa , say "CHEESE!"

Santa , say "CHEESE!"

And there was “I want a picture with Santa” syndrome in the house. They all look so pretty. I mean Santa, Samar and Mukesh. What were you thinking? Ladies are simply gorgeous; you don’t want me to keep mentioning that again and again, no? Yes? No. What it is?

Very own Rudolph.

Very own Rudolph.

SING in the tune of *Rudolph the red nose reindeer*.

Rishi the bongolly soldier

Strikes a veearrry cutie pose

Rahul has got him horny

Now all he needs is a red nose!

Sattvik and Dipanjan tried doing a Kanika-Eshita pose. Notice. NOTICE.

Sattvik and Dipanjan tried doing a Kanika-Eshita pose. Notice. NOTICE.

Don’t you just love pictures taken from ze helicopter? Yes they have that aerial feel to them. Apart from all those emotions, this picture also has Sattvik and Dipanjan nearly stuck to the hip.

Having some serious fun.

Having some serious fun.

Heard Wonderful tonight by Eric Clapton? Yes ! Sing the following lines , like that!

He’s got his hair coloured.

Yellow, red, turkey hair!

Even Arunabh who’s married, gives him a bad stare!

And then he asks me, Gurbaksh! Do I look alright?

And I said, yes Gautam darling, you look kinky tonight!

Crew's all fired up, you better just rise up before the sky gonna light up.

My crew's all fired up, you better just rise up before the sky gonna light up.

Sattvik, Aakreit and Akshay show us that we had enough booze to knock em out.

Left to right : Santa, Priyanka, Sushil and Nupur.

Left to right : Santa, Priyanka, Sushil and Nupur.

And no problemo our Santa grew a moustache on the job (that is beer froth). They do a quick “cheers” before they guzzle down em beer.

Okay tata, bye bye.

3 Responses to “Christmas Time”


  1. 1 Love

    Nice blogs !
    keep it up, its so grt !

  2. 2 zayeem

    Nice blog..:)
    But santa is really creative..white Beard n Black Moustache..ha ha

  3. 3 Anukul

    Thankyou from the bottom of my heart. Yes, santa wants to look young and is short on cash. Could only get to dye his moustache.

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