The Nearly Eight month old Vice President of the Delhi office, Vikram Sivaramakrishnan is now embroiled in a new controversy, after the our stringers sent us photographs of the Delhi operations head dancing in what appeared to be really absurd dance sequences. The dance steps have been traced to 1970′s senseless bollywood flicks. If the allegations prove correct, Sivaramakrishan could risk his chance of entering the next webchutney party.
Our stringrs claim Vikram practised for two days with his colleagues before the office party, with one witness telling our stringers “he was out of control”. Reportedly he knocked off speakers and monitors at the production floor while swinging many times like a idiot at the rehersals. “You could tell Vikram had never danced before,” it has been reported a witness as saying. “And at the party, he grabbed a glass of vodka and a lighter and ‘thought’ he exactly knew what to do.”
He looked just as natural with “bad ass dancing” as he does presenting ideas to clients.
The scandal doesn’t stop there, the our stringers also claimed that Vikram attempted to strike a deal for the damaging photos to be destroyed, including offering the stringer lucrative incentives at the job. This is not the first time Vikram has been in trouble with the office law; just last month he was warned by the Chairman of unpaid forced leaves for a month for cracking 20 PJs (that really stank) in 30 minutes of a creative briefing.
We have reached out to him for comments and will keep you posted.
Evidence below.
His PJs are getting worse
– A Victim
Yeh sab jhoot hai! Kisi ne photoshop kiya hai mujh innocent ko badnaam karne ke liye! Damn those yellow journos who live off the scraps thatthey get! I can prove I wasn’t there. Log on to fakemytrip.com for my itinerary on that day
bruahahahahahah…Sorry Vikram…aaahahahhahaa!!! *rolling on the floor with stitches in stomach* … pardonnez-moi!!
Nice to get to know more and more people from Delhi. Our VP over here too dance wicked! We should have a VP showdown!
Ps. The second snap (Naagin) reminds me of a “Limbo dancers gone Wild” homemade video
ROFL … LMAO … I second Kima… Let’s call it “Dance VP, Dance” or “Nach VP, Nach”
Ok … sad ones, i know…
*sigh*
Nagin dance takes the cake… with wings coming out… lol…
Sir apna nagin dance kahan se seekha?
Seriously Vikram??? The PJ’s werent enough???
Its gonna take a liftime to get these images out of my head…
Should I send these to my friends at McCann???
Haaahaaaahaaaaa…..