To put it in perspective, it all started with his pretty face appearing right under Piyush Pandey’s on the cover page of Brand Reporter which must have sold a lot more issues this time around. The publication decided to confer the title of viral man on him, though I personally think viral maker is cooler. The forward flu spreader is another option from my stable. Superman, I do apologise for this flagrant and perhaps illegal occupation of your suit but our viral hero did look really iffy in Batman’s tights.
And, ladies, he is married. So paws off. His Lois Lane is much prettier.
Oh, on occasions like these, I generally do odes and indeed I started on one for this but I’ll refrain from totally screwing up this post.

vaayu ki gati se tez udta hai Viral man!