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Joga Bonito… Desi Isshtyle!

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Such a beautiful game it is. Isn’t it? We at Webchutney adore football or soccer, s'il vous plait. If you think we have adopted recently because of some young lads that we have recruited lately or perhaps in order to get some exercise for our “all day drinking beer, eating, growing obese staff” you are, well, wrong. Football has been in our genes.

So last Wednesday, our entire staff (except the lassies :P ), went out to play. Two teams fought a timed battle for the ultimate glory.

You get kicked for sure.
You get kicked for sure.

Sattvik Mishra obviously being the highlight (check him out below, if you don’t believe the person writing this blog). Only if Sir Alex Ferguson had been watching, Sattvik would have replaced Wayne Rooney for sure!

The Future of UEFA!
The Future of EPL!

Utter chaos followed the kick-off. The ball was not the only thing flying in the air. There were shoes, chappals, and even designer spectacles which had been cautiously glued to Rishi’s nose. Alas!

*Tele tubbies theme music plays*
*Tele tubbies theme music plays*
And foul throw. Your legs need to be sticking the ground mayte.
Three points.
Three points.
Then ofcourse you know this one. Isn’t this one of the times when someone calls your bluff?
Dude pass the f******  ball around!
I was doing just that!
Yeah right!?

You what Rud Van Nistelrooy is infamous for?
You know what Rud Van Nistelrooy is infamous for?

We also got introduced to Sattvik’s metro side.

Chumma- chaatti!
Chumma- chaatti!
And we extended our support to the gay community.
Two to tango.
Two to tango.
Finally , with so much drama on the field , one team won. This is what I like best about this game. Unlike cricket, nothing can stop the outcome of the game. One team always wins. Let it rain or let there be a thunderstorm.
If you carefully notice the second person from the left, he is still under shock that his team won! Rest seem quite elated. Also a little boy posing like the spartan king was found loitering around everytime there was a picture being taken. We removed all the other photos. But just to appreciate his efforts, we thought, we’d keep one. You go boy. Move. You are getting on my nerves now. Off you go.
Okay no chocolates for you to guess the song playin! shhhhh its by QUEEN!
Okay no chocolates for you to guess the song playin! shhhhh its by QUEEN!
Now that we have recruited more ‘playas’ a.k.a Yours Truly, am sure the Webchutney Football Club will be ‘going’ places soon.  Ok tata.