Agency? Who? Us?
‘Absurd dance sequences’ seem to be a general issue with Webchutney’s senior management.
This is a genuine plea from all chutney employees to all our annadatas….PLS STOP DANCING!!!
For those who don’t believe me – pls view the evidence below.
P.S – Don’t miss our CEO’s facial expressions….Priceless!!!…deserves some serious admiration. 
The Nearly Eight month old Vice President of the Delhi office, Vikram Sivaramakrishnan is now embroiled in a new controversy, after the our stringers sent us photographs of the Delhi operations head dancing in what appeared to be really absurd dance sequences. The dance steps have been traced to 1970′s senseless bollywood flicks. If the allegations prove correct, Sivaramakrishan could risk his chance of entering the next webchutney party.
Our stringrs claim Vikram practised for two days with his colleagues before the office party, with one witness telling our stringers “he was out of control”. Reportedly he knocked off speakers and monitors at the production floor while swinging many times like a idiot at the rehersals. “You could tell Vikram had never danced before,” it has been reported a witness as saying. “And at the party, he grabbed a glass of vodka and a lighter and ‘thought’ he exactly knew what to do.”
He looked just as natural with “bad ass dancing” as he does presenting ideas to clients.
The scandal doesn’t stop there, the our stringers also claimed that Vikram attempted to strike a deal for the damaging photos to be destroyed, including offering the stringer lucrative incentives at the job. This is not the first time Vikram has been in trouble with the office law; just last month he was warned by the Chairman of unpaid forced leaves for a month for cracking 20 PJs (that really stank) in 30 minutes of a creative briefing.
We have reached out to him for comments and will keep you posted.
Evidence below.
So its only a very few times the man pictured in the photograph is known to speak. He is by the way, Sudesh Samaria, Co Founder and National Creative Director at the agency.
Overheard in a 1 hour meeting today on delegating tasks comes a one line executive summary.
“Bhim Ko Talwar Doge to woh apne Go-de kaat lega”.
Dont give Bhim a sword (instead of a his Gada, his weapon), lest he will cut his own knees (while fooling around with it)
A new way to say – Dont let a boy do a mans job. Pretty cool, its the old cliche with a new flavor. Much like the advertising we all produce!