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Webchutney Celebration 2009 series: Episode 2 – How to throw a, “mother and father of all parties”, partaaaaaahhhh!

I was more than shocked when I was handed over return tickets to Mumbai.
“I am going to report the biggest, meanest, wildest party ever with weingardium levioussa’ly drunk untamed party animals!” *Wipes tears and boards the flight*. Cut to the party.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeee! Thankyou mom for bringing me to this world so I could be present at such a party. I love you. Here it goes.
Mesdames et Messieurs, welcome to the Webchutney Carnival being held in Hawaiian Shack, Mumbai. Hawaiian Shack, the venue is very cool. And when I say it, it’s cool, super duper cool. There are well living coconut trees on the terrace and shacks tied around so could have vodka with coconut water. I so wish I had my pink  lungi. OMG! I see something very sparkling. Who is that? Oh!  You can see below that Jonathan got himself some new pair of bling glasses, which succeeded finally and made Sudesh and Sidharth smile. And what is that? How cute? Oh these sweet nothings! Sidharth is making sure he personally thanks each of his hard-working employees.
Beginning with Vulturo a.k.a. Saket Vaidya.
You are the apple of my eye. (Hahahaha). Look at Saket blush, like he always wanted to here this stuff. You know what follows. Dontcha?

I was more than shocked when I was handed over return tickets to Mumbai.

“I am going to report the biggest, meanest, wildest party ever with weingardium levioussa’ly drunk untamed party animals!” *Wipes tears and boards the flight*. Cut to the party.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeee! Thankyou mom for bringing me to this world so I could be present at such a party. I love you. Here it goes.

Mesdames et Messieurs, welcome to the Webchutney Carnival being held in Hawaiian Shack, Mumbai. Hawaiian Shack, the venue is very cool. And when I say it’s cool, i mean super duper cool. There are living coconut trees on the terrace and shacks tied around so you could have vodka with coconut water. I so wish I had my pink  lungi. OMG! I see something very sparkling. Who is that? Oh!  You can see below that Jonathan got himself a new pair of bling glasses, which finally succeeded and made Sudesh and Sidharth smile. And what is that? How cute? Oh these sweet nothings!

What romantic eyes you have Jonathan? Also carefully watch Sanju a.k.a Admin far left. Sidharth has almost choked him to death. Probably he’d be thanked next.

Happy, yes?

Happy, yes?

You know, these guys paid up to get clicked with Rahul. How happy they are. Women are always going crazy, "Rahul, can I please get a picture with you?

You know, these guys paid up to get clicked with Rahul. How happy they are. Women are always going crazy, "Rahul, can I please get a picture with you?

Saket, where is your glass of drink dude?
Saket: *does a complete bottle of beer in a sip* I don’t drink….from a glass.
I am liking his witty sense of humour I tell you ;)

Looks funny how they have their left hands on the person to their right left shoulders.

Looks funny how they have their left hands on the person to their right... left shoulders.

It’s getting really hot in here as Rianna, Girjia and horny guy pose naturally for a killer picture. If you observe closely you can also find Cheryl dancing. Look closely, between Riana’s fingers? Yes. That is Cheryl; she has joined as a copywriter 3 weeks back. She is dancing like Madonna. The horns, horny guy bought from linking road, may only be Rs.80 but they’ve surely added four moons to the party.
Funny , no? But I totally adore those horns.

Funny , no? But I totally adore those horns.

Meghana (far left) and Nishi Kant (far right) look very calm as the guy below tries to break the glass. OMFG!
Nishi what are we?
“Number ****ing one!”
With that I’ll leave him alone, I guess he is too many drinks down.
You heard about Breaking Benjamin? That chap thea loves alternative rock :P

You heard about Breaking Benjamin? That chap loves alternative rock :P

And drinks , let me go to the bar and  wet  my sore throat. No Sidharth no , please.
Sidharth as you can see, was eyeing my drink for long ( although he had his glass in his hand ), but there is nothing I can do. He is the host tonight.
Let me try the chicken wings and vodka in coconut water. GULP GULP! ;-) This is cool.
A drink in hand is better than, a bottle on the table. * smirk*

A drink in hand is better than, a bottle on the table. * smirk*

And ofcourse the party is going wild. I have decided to take on the dance floor now and do my thing. It has been 6 hours and Meghana is still dancing, I just do not know what to blame. Is it the holy water (coconut with Russian water : D ) or the fact that Webchutney is the number one digital agency, or both? You can tell us what you think by logging onto the website www.madrigras-ki-ma-chod-di.com or you can SMS your views on “this number does not exist”. Too bad you missed all the fun. You can enjoy this big huge group photograph though. Ignore the four guys circled below, they are not mocking you. They insisted that we don’t tell you that they were chewing kheenieee. Chaaeen say mazzaaa ley liya?
One thing, Tarana Mehta, the AVP for Client Services at Mumbai was in New York and missed the party. Meghana, Nishi , Sidharth, Sudesh and everyone else missed her presence. I know, you can “awwwwwwwwwww” right about now.
Some are blocking the others but hey , they are pardoned! For all your sins, come undone when drinketh holy water.

Some are blocking the others but hey , they are pardoned! For all your sins, come undone when drinketh holy water.

Excuse me? Could you pass me some beer?
She said, “We haven’t had this feeling here since, well, last year when some WEBCHUTNEY guys had come. Gosh they were as mad as you guys!”
Bitch shut the **** up! It is Webchutney again! Just gimme my beer!
Ram Singh doing his thing. Bottoms up baby \m/

Ram Singh doing his thing. Bottoms up baby \m/

The carnival is ongoing and the parties are all over Webchutney, be it Delhi , Mumbai or Bangalore. There is a party planned on Saturday in Webchutney, Delhi at Turquoise Cottage. I want to break my bottle of beer on all the heads which have to say, “It doesn’t get better than this!”
Hell yeah it does??? This Saturday. Asta la vista. * breaks bottles* . Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh \m/

Naachna Mana Hai!

‘Absurd dance sequences’ seem to be a general issue with Webchutney’s senior management.

This is a genuine plea from all chutney employees to all our annadatas….PLS STOP DANCING!!!

For those who don’t believe me – pls view the evidence below.

P.S – Don’t miss our CEO’s facial expressions….Priceless!!!…deserves some serious admiration. :)

More from our classified files – New allegations target Vice President

The Nearly Eight month old Vice President of the Delhi office, Vikram Sivaramakrishnan is now embroiled in a new controversy, after the our stringers sent us photographs of the Delhi operations head dancing in what appeared to be really absurd dance sequences. The dance steps have been traced to 1970’s senseless bollywood flicks. If the allegations prove correct, Sivaramakrishan could risk his chance of entering the next webchutney party.

Our stringrs claim Vikram practised for two days with his colleagues before the office party, with one witness telling our stringers “he was out of control”. Reportedly he knocked off speakers and monitors at the production floor while swinging many times like a idiot at the rehersals. “You could tell Vikram had never danced before,” it has been reported a witness as saying. “And at the party, he grabbed a glass of vodka and a lighter and ‘thought’ he exactly knew what to do.”

He looked just as natural with “bad ass dancing” as he does presenting ideas to clients.

The scandal doesn’t stop there, the our stringers also claimed that Vikram attempted to strike a deal for the damaging photos to be destroyed, including offering the stringer lucrative incentives at the job. This is not the first time Vikram has been in trouble with the office law; just last month he was warned by the Chairman of unpaid forced leaves for a month for cracking 20 PJs (that really stank) in 30 minutes of a creative briefing.

We have reached out to him for comments and will keep you posted.

Evidence below.
Vikram Sivaramakrishnan: The don


Vikram Sivaramakrishnan: The Naagin


Vikram Sivaramakrishnan: Singh is kingg